Gucci at it again with the bizarre fake sock footwear!

The brand previously brought us the ankle-length “sock sandals,” and this time, they’ve taken it to the next level. The Gucci Ilse patent 110mm sandal features a fake latex sock that goes all the way up the calf, and makes you look insane. But I guess that’s fashion! And if you want to be fashion, you’re gonna have to shell out $1,390.00 for the privilege. That’s right; fuck rent! You’re buying some fake sock sandals instead! And when it rains, you can use them as an umbrella!

I don’t know. It’s like… I don’t love false equivalencies, but I don’t think it’s too judgmental to say that if you’re gonna buy these, maybe don’t?! And then donate that money instead and sit in a corner and think about your sins. Or eat some candy and feel proud of yourself for diverting disaster. Whatevs!

Of course, I’ll probably see these on someone next week and be all, “OMG I LOVE THEM AND I’LL SELL EVERYTHING I OWN TO HAVE THEM.” Fashion is fickle and so am I!

Source: cosmopolitan.com